Please and Spanx you...

I'm no low self esteem fatty. I love me and everything that comes along with it. Im not interested in wearing big baggy clothes or covering up in muumuus. Confidence is sexy....BUUUUUT...too much confidence is unhealthy to the well being of others. WOMEN in general, not just us thickies need to get an effin grip! U know those shorts from three summers ago dont fit! You spent all winter eating neckbones and whole hams...just cuz u can BUTTON them doesn't mean they FIT or look good on you!

If I can tell how many children you have by counting the rolls on your back its time for 1. a new bra and 2. a visit to the fatgirl section of the store. While you're there...pick up some spanx ( they aint paying me but this is a PSA) to hold alla that in!! Please limit your visits to rainbow as there is not enough strength in the seams to hold all of your chunk in place!

God is watching...you want him to see all yo stretch marks and baby daddy tats? I did'nt think so...