Check Please!

There could not be one woman walking this earth that has been on more bad dates than me. I reFUCKINfuse to believe it...if you insist I'll just fight you. But seriously...there is something about a big woman that just brings out all the losers the world has to offer. I know I know...I'm supposed to have low self esteem and sit at home on the weekend watching HSN with my cats right? Ummm NOT! Anyhow...


This has led to me going on dates with individuals that have had some of the most outrageous demands and terrible behaviors that they thought I would accept because I'm fat...here are some of the worst:


1. While Im watching in disgust as this idiot is pouring ketchup on fried rice he suggests that after he finishes with his dinner (im too grossed out to even order anything) we should go in the parking garage and CHOP (ignorant asshole speak for sex).  CHECK PLEASE!


2. Conversation flowing, great food, good atmosphere, and a few drinks...sounds nice right? Couple more dates like this and he coulda got tha draws...BUT after drink number three he told me he only dates big women cuz they do nasty stuff that skinny women won't do...thus intrigued I asked him like what and he says lick his ass and suck his toes! CHECK PLEASE!


3. "I don't know why you want to go on a date. You big, I know you like to cook! How bout u make me dinner and I'll beat the breaks off it afterwards" ummm how about no and if I see u im Tazering your ass on sight!


So...kind visitors of my fat world WTF is wrong with these men? Have you ever had any hell date disaster just cuz youre big bonededed?


SN: Im still lookin for asshat #3...I got 100,00 volts wit his name on it!